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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50HAND JOB: $10.00He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks."Can I help you?" she asks."I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?""Yes," she purrs. "I am."The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
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